What kind of mother walks around half-naked? The one who wants to fuck — obviously

"Mom, are you normal? Daddy will be here soon, and all you want to do is fuck."

The father forgot to fuck his mother, and his son felt bad for him — he fucked himself

Domestic violence doesn't stop incest — I suck your dick and you do the dishes

Cheats for a guy with a pizza delivery guy and thinks it's his fault